Burritos for hangover

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 06/07/2014 at 12:34 • Filed to: None

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Taking the pressure from your head, and putting it on your stomach.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 12:36

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I prefer breakfast burritos for my hangovers

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 12:42

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Managed to stay out of Taco Bell for 3 weeks now, Baja Blast in bottles helps.

Still, it is interesting how big chains combine their most popular items with breakfast items. I think this all soylent menus are not for away. Soylent green menus.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 12:45

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Lol

I can't wait until Chipotle has breakfast burritos. Life will be awesome

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 13:07

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Whatever happened to Taco Bell's 'premium' venture?

I would eat there, but as much as I like California, if they plan to keep it on the West Coast, I'm not moving there.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 13:10

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I never even heard about it!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 13:59

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Here.

Apparently Yum!(seriously, get a real name), wants upscale versions of all its chains. They launched Super Chix as an upscale KFC, but I can't tell you how the food is, because again they stayed away from the East Coast. Seriously, Texas is not the first place people think about when they hear upscale , lol.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 14:06

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Whoa!!

I don't like Huntington Beach much but I'll go to check out this new place. Hopefully my little car won't get run over by a giant lifted bro truck, haha

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 14:10

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You got a Smart car? Also, I can't seem to find an official website for the place, so I guess that it is still work in progress.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 14:13

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Haha no but my 997 is like a smart car compared to the MASSIVE trucks in HB

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 16:21

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Hmm, in other news, Yum! has opened a Banh Mi sandwich shop .

In Texas, duh...

My guess is that Yum! management said "let's launch all the restaurants, and keep the ones that work, because we ran out of ideas to bring new demographics into our existing chains", obviously.

Birddog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 17:23

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Bloody Marys work for me..

Really, a good authentic Menudo (not the band, the soup, the band will make things worse) works wonders on hangovers.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 18:29

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Food takeover!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Manuél Ferrari 06/07/2014 at 19:18

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Yum!: All your food court are belong to us.

artiofab > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 19:42

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It's fairly easy to make a breakfast burrito that will cure* your hangover, and all you need is a pan, a toaster oven, and some ingredients you probably have lying around the house.

Ingredients:
water
2 eggs
1/2 cup cooked pinto or black (or a bit of both!) beans (in can or pre-boiled from dry)
3 Tsp salsa (prepared or fresh)
1/2 medium avocado
1 burrito-sized tortilla
4 Tsp shredded cheese or cheez (prepared or shredded manually) (maybe)
Lard (or butter) (or margarine)
Salt (maybe)
1 cutting board
2 frying pans
1 wooden spoon
1 toaster oven or actual oven if you're overly-enthusiastic
1 oven-ready metal or glass tray or pan

Step 1: drink a glass of water. A hangover is about dehydration, so drinking water is going to help out.

Step 2 (optional, if needed): drink a coffee or caffeinated tea. A hangover is also about vasoconstriction, so get your vasos dilated by putting a stimulant up in there if the water isn't enough.

Step 3: Beans. Put some water into a pan, heat that water up, and when that water is hot, you add those cooked beans into that pan. You then start mashing** those beans until they are at least 75% smashed up. You don't need to mash every single bean, that's way too much effort when hungover. Did you smash them up enough? Good. Add lard or butter or margarine, and, if not from a can, add salt because your body needs salt to help with the hangover. Cook until starting to get dry but not so dry as to start burning/cooking onto the pan.

Step 4: Eggs. Lard or butter or margarine the other pan. Crack those eggs and scramble them. Cook until starting to get dry also.

Step 5: 1/2 Avocado. If whole: cut the avocado in half, keep the seed in, put into reusable container, put into fridge. If already halved: good work. Take the half of avocado and place it onto your cutting board, flat side down. Slice the avocado into slices.

Step 6: Assembly. Take your tortilla. Put lard or butter or margarine on one side of the tortilla. Place it, fattened side down, on the oven-ready tray. Place peeled avocado slices, eggs, and beans into the tortilla in layers or not, depending on how you feel. Wrap the tortilla roughly like the accompanying image, so that it is sitting on the tray. If breakage occurs, do not panic.

Step 7 (optional, if needed): Cheese. You know who didn't have genes for digesting lactose? The people who made proto-burritos . If you have genes for digesting lactose, or if you have fictional cheez, put some shredded cheese or cheez on top of the burrito.

Step 8 (mandatory): Salsa. Put the salsa on top of the burrito.

Step 9: toaster or real oven. Cook your now-smothered burrito for a few minutes, for long enough to get the cheese/cheez melty, or if you avoided cheese/cheez, until you had enough time to drink some more water.

Step 10: Eat. With a knife and a fork. And with a glass of water, because, as already mentioned, hangover.

* Medical claims on Kinja are to be met with skepticism, not acceptance.
** Yeah you can buy a can of "refried" beans but if you are too lazy to mash your own beans then you are too hungover to be cooking anything. Just go to Tim Horton's or, if stuck in the U.S., IHOP, or, if stuck in another country, I don't know.

Manuél Ferrari > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 06/07/2014 at 20:27

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Haha they need to buy Sbarro and create a Mongolian BBQ

stellastar42 > artiofab 06/08/2014 at 01:53

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In Japan, we would go to Coco's. Only place you could get a quesadilla in the whole country. My alternate go-to was greasy, salty miso ramen.

artiofab > stellastar42 06/08/2014 at 22:08

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I like the sound of salty ramen.